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    • Gangster Noodles

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      props
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      This is a well-known example of antanaclasis, a little more interesting than a mere joke:
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antanaclasis

      For those that didn't get the joke:
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_flies_like_an_arrow;_fruit_flies_like_a_banana

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    • Jokes told to me

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      @julia ashamed is the right word

    • Teletubbie jokes

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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LE7PspXm2Y

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      What’s a zombie’s favorite shampoo?
      Head and shoulders!

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      blonde jokes

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      @BobbyJ Thank you for your submission! Jokes will be added to the server.

    • Silly (and more than likely rude) responses to teamkills

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      And now for the boomstick.

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      You passed the pepper to the wrong person. Great job! Hope you get passed the swiss cheese, frag bait! The enemy player that watched you made your teammate ate 2 loads of buckshot before killing you; "Thanks, pally!" You better hope that teammate of yours ain't no hillbilly... or likes the movie "Deliverance". You're no Ash Williams, and your teammate hates you for trying to be like him... but at least you made him look better by making yourself look so damn stupid.
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      @BobbyJ Jokes have been added. Please submit more!

    • Mosby's Jokes

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      @TedMosby Your joke has been added. Please submit more.

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      @Ao6-Scorpio Your joke has been added.

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    • where did mary go after the explosion? everywhere!

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      @Shag наш человек)

    • Sucky joke here

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      @bertolt_brecht
      GWB went into the national guard during the Vietnam War to avoid the draft (you could get an exemption by being in college, which also happened during the war for bush, being in the national guard, or being rich... Bush had all three).
      Bush didn't have a plan to pull out of Iraq, cause he wanted to continuously occupy it for his friends at Haliburton. Then when it turns out that the middle east has incredibly persistent fighters, which no one had ever discovered before, he got trapped in there and had no idea how to end it.
      Not to mention that he started a civil war and everyone was like "Oh fuck, which ones are we supposed to kill now?" Answer: https://www.army.mil/e2/c/-images/2007/02/28/2995/size0-army.mil-2007-03-01-150258.jpg

    • Lame jokes here:

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      A lame joke: My friend told me that an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so i threw a coconut at his face.

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      What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
      A wind tunnel.

      Why did the Blonde go to the Apple Store?
      She wanted a Big Mac meal.

      How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
      She threw it off a cliff.

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