Jokes told to me
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Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
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TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into your friends’ house and your wifi connects automatically.
FAKE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a friends’ house and your girlfriends’ wifi connects automatically.
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Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But,smoking bacon will cure it.
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
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The Energizer Bunny was arrested and charged with battery
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Error! No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
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If Teflon is non-stick, how do you stick Teflon to a pan?
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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@Fritz_Fokker these are the best jokes I've heard since you last posted here.
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keep up the great jokes ma dude.
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hehe i like some of them. but this thread is good in overall.
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even Star was speechless)
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@julia ashamed is the right word