Lame jokes here:

  • @Øwl using "at" here disrupts the rhythm of the joke reducing its effectiveness! D: I am just worried about the health of the jokes xD

  • Masters

    @Shikijo That's funny!! IncAmerica, atleast the west coast anyways, the saying is "two can play at that game" I think it's just something changed by geographic locations perhaps

  • I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

  • What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground.

  • Masters

    I told my dad to embrace his mistakes. He cried. Then he hugged my sister & me.

    I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

    Never ask for the ‘High Five’ from a short person, you can ask for a ‘Low Five’!

  • Masters

    Bourbon join Fitz Fokker in the iggy bin... jeez you guys suck!

    Noli nothis permittere te terere


  • Masters

    When I went to the store the other day a man threw milk, cream, and butter at me! How dairy.

  • Masters

    Need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy.

  • Masters

    For all the musicians who play Sauer:

    Did you hear about the lead guitarist who got in a car accident? His guitar was pretty beat up. The accident was a Fender bender.

  • realising that it was going to take way longer than anticipated in explaining chaos theory and its potential for violation of every physical law known to man, dave abandons his efforts into trying to explain to his parents why he CANNOT pause an online game

  • Masters

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  • Masters

    A lame joke: My friend told me that an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so i threw a coconut at his face.

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