Why did the snowman have a smile on his face? Because the snowblower was coming back down the street.

Happy new year 2019 to all!

@benzomatic In my personal opinion: Many players just don’t work as a team. Team chats are always full of other players asking for support in flag defense, assaulting the enemy base or begging their teammates to spread around the map so the flag can be passed around. The smarter opponent simply takes advantage of the disorganized opponent and scores. Without forward passes, certain maps would be very hard for a team of average players to play. Forward passes are sometimes the only way to avoid map campers/snipers, especially when they are hard to locate and frag. I am unsure whether this is a good idea or not.

https://youtu.be/3MMMe1drnZY

@swatllama No probllama.

Q: Why did the diet coach send her clients to the paint store?
A: She heard you could get thinner there.

If we shouldn’t eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

Q: I go in hard, come out soft but i never mind if you want to blow me. What am I?
A: Chewing gum.

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."